Andis Kaulins is reading Anna Karenina

 I like the sound of that.  I think I’ll tweet it.

Duck

 Do you need duck? Or do you need to duck?!?

Chicken

 Are you out of chicken or are you chickening out?

Pinned Tweet

 

Remember

 Christ is King!

Hate is up 388 percent

 I heard the above claim made in a PSA played on some podcast to which I was listening.  The PSA further claimed that black hate and other kinds of hate were rising as well.  (I won’t say what kind of hate was increasing by 388 percent).  It seems to fight this hate you could pay to wear a patch…

This is all very preposterous, but I heard it.  What other preposterous things will I hear tomorrow.

Donuts

 

Happy Independent of the Latvian Day

 I know I’m an annoying presence.

So enjoy November 18th if we don’t cross paths,

For All Intensive Purposes…

 We must stop Climate Change and Systemic Racism.

Take Nothing for Granite

 Except the brains of Joe Biden and Justin Trudeau.

Credo Quia Absurdum Est

 Clown world motto?

You have to observe some seemingly absurd things like virgin births and the resurrection , but not the blatantly absurd like men can have babies and Biden is a good president.

Angel of Death!

 

Comment on Kris Knoblach

 

No Luck Getting a Photo of a High Speed Train on the Track near My Apartment

 

Dump Truck!

 

Old Style Selfie

 I took this photo in the 1990s.  I had to take it a photo shop to get developed.

Earrings!?!

 

Back in the day, this would have been something to show off

 

What you can do for peace

 Since it is caused by climate change, you can take group showers or harass someone who has to drive to work.

No need to take sides in the Israel Hamas conflict

 It was caused by climate change.

Would you rather?

 Would you rather have the power to know how much money people have in their back accounts or the power to know the exact date of their death?

King Mixer

 A person from India was chatting amiably with a person from Pakistan.

I had to be king mixer.  Hey! I said to them.  You’re from India; you’re from Pakistan; aren’t you not supposed to get along?

I was quickly schooled.  That’s politics! They told me.  Not our concern!

So true. If it wasn’t for politicians, we would be all huggy-wuggy and tolerant.

Biceps, get bigger!

 Someone I know posted this request along with a photo of himself at the gym.

I commented the following:

Does Chuck Norris talk to his biceps?

What other parts of your body do you talk to?

If you do, what sorts of things to you say to them?

I talk to my toes.  I say “Hello toes!”

Are you working…

 Or are you shirking?

What would you say to a problem if it was a person?

 Hey Miss problem!  I’m Mr. Solution!