December 23, 2036

According to AI, On this day, i will have lived an equal number of days in both the 20th and 21st centuries 

Or is it February 1, 2035?

AI has given me three different answers.

The manner in which I would like to write

 I want my writing to appeal to adults, children, morons and degenerates while keeping an ironic that makes an intelligent reactionary smile.

Channeling Nicolás  Gómez Davila!!

zAndis

 That’s my new name.  I want to get to the bottom of the list.

Coping?

 Are you coping or are you moping?

Deserve

 Do you deserve this meal, or does this meal deserve you?

Kaulins pronounced

 Kaulins has been pronounced Cowlinch by some Latvians, I remember.

You’re not happy with the way you are?

 No.  I’m not happy with the way you are.

Corporate BS Generator

 On one of my favorite blogs, I came upon the Corporate BS generator.  

It’s great.  What pleases me most is that in its list of words, there is nothing beginning with the letter “K”.

FNG Nation

 

Censorship

 

Donuts

 Are like delicious coins with a hole in them.

Hey! I don’t judge!

 I mock!

No proscriptions against mocking in the Bible are there?

(Suddenly recalling the Ten Commandments.)

Ah.  Never mind…

Trump Vance Godzilla

 

Godzilla AKIC

 

If You’re Happy and You Know it!

 

Nosferatu GIF

 

Grrrski GIF

 

A Stirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrring Endorrrrrsement

 

The Z Man #3

 In all seriousness, if Kamala Harris is the best the system can produce, then it is perfectly reasonable to think that what lies ahead is something worse. How far are we from having a block of wood at the top of the ticket? If we can be made to pretend that biology does not exist, we can be made to believe an inanimate object is the best choice to lead the government. It sounds ridiculous, but the current president is a vegetable and his handpicked replacement is day-drinking prostitute.

https://thezman.com/wordpress/?p=32543

Simone Weil on Truthtellers

 Simone Weil, “There is a class of people in this world who have fallen into the lowest degree of humiliation, far below beggary, and who are deprived not only of all social consideration but also, in everybody’s opinion, of the specific human dignity, reason itself—and these are the only people who, in fact, are able to tell the truth. All the others lie.”

I found the quote here:  https://open.substack.com/pub/linhdinh/p/lying-whores?r=n7azh&utm_medium=ios

The original Jump Up & Down Party GIF

 Accept no substitutes!

Food Porn #1

 

When Chuck Norris Goes to KFC

 When Chuck Norris goes to KFC, he is served: Braised French Onion Chicken with Gruyère, Chicken Cordon-Bleu, Chicken Jardinière, and Coq au Vin.

Crown Royal

 Brought some back from Canada.  I like it with cola and lots of ice.

222 Days till 1888!