Pineapple Beer

 

May 8 View from My Jiangyin, China apartment

 

May 7, 2024 View from Jiangyin, China

 

The ‘c’ in e = mc 2

 The ‘c’ in e = mc 2 stands for Chuck.  Chuck Norris is the constant factor that explains the devastating power of nuclear bombs.

May 6, 2024 View from Jiangyin, China

 

May 5, 2024 View from a Jiangyin, China apartment

 

56 Floors

 

A Universal Cosmological Summit of He Men

 The implications of this summit will be discussed for centuries.

Family Name is Kaulins

 Family name is Kaulins.  Pronounced Collins; spelt Kaulins.

I’ve it spelt Collens.

Anyway, to hell for people who spell it with a ‘c’ unless I like you.

The great Dave Collum’s name should be spelt Kaulum!

Then do this

 Head toward the sports field incognito.  A man wearing a yellow sombrero will approach you.  Ignore him.  Instead look for a man wearing yellow shoes and a green cap.  He will give you five gold florins.  Afterwards do the secret dance and try to contact me.  I’ll pick you up.

Follow these instructions

 When you arrive, pretend you’re a chicken for two minutes.  Exactly 120 seconds, no more, no less.  Then, try to contact me and I’ll come pick you up.

To Hell with Star Wars Day

 That’s all I have to say about it.  In previous years, I would have observed it, but it got ruined by a combination of greed and wokeness.

What would you like to say back to God?

 I’m a sinner.  Have patience.

Here’s a Wish

 I wish I could give you 10,000 ¥ so you could have a bountiful and delicious breakfast.

Long Sign

 

Happy May the 3rd!

 

May 2 is International Shirkers Day

 

May Day

 On May Day, workers have the right to be shirkers.

Good Afternoon!

 

Channeling Finnegans Wake

 Do you speak ingelles?

I am in the present but I am not one for giving gifts.

Presently, I don’t present presents.

Would I improve my presence if I gave presents?

What questions should I ask myself before starting a quest?

A quest for questions that must be questioned because questioning is important.

Does it make a difference if I begin to question or start questioning?  I’m questioning the need to question.  But is it okay to question questioning?

I’m channeling Finnegans Wake, but admittedly, I’m merely bring Winnegans Fake.  I apologize to Winnegan.

Yes! gif

 

My Current Reading

Universalis App Daily Reading including the Catholic and Conversion by GK Chesterton.

The Catholic Thing App

A Chesterton Calendar

The Oxford Book of English Verse 1250-1900

Finnegans Wake by James Joyce 

( i guess you could say I have the reading habits of a deplurabel)

The Way by St. Josemaría Escrivá

Œuvres traduites Scholies  pars Nicolás Gómez Dávila

Nicolás Gómez Dávila aphorisms

Praying with Mother Angelica

Poems every child should know

Prayers in Practice by Romano Guardini

Childhood’s End by Arthur C, Clarke 

Earth Abides by George Rippey Stewart

Soviet - American Relations 1917 - 1920 Russia Leaves the World by George F. Kennan

Scholia to an Implicit Text by Nicolás Gómez-Dávila

Greetings !

 

My Go Fit Watch

 

St. Josemaría Escrivá

 Lord, if it is your will, turn my poor flesh into a Crucifix

Leisure Time

 How is it that woke/progressive/leftists/democrats/socialists/atheists can be so awful and seemingly indefatigable?  

They have lots of leisure time.  Unlike normal people, the type who would vote for Trump, and are trying to do productive things and make the world less chaotic.

Case in point: AWFLs.  Affluent, white female liberals usually don’t have children and are bitter about it.  They use all their free time, of which they have lots, to dream up and to be activist for their stupid social policies.

What my WeChat looks like this morning

 

Mother Angelica’s Birthday is April 20th

 She’s on my list of influential women.

Who put the?

 Who put the bop in the bop bop Shabab bop?

Who put the bing in the bing bang bing bang boom?

Hello twice!

 

Time Lapse Video for Your Enjoyment and Edification

 

Hello!!!

 

Greetings

 

An argument for abortion?

 In one generation, it would lead to the extinction of White Liberals,

OJ R.I.P.?

 I don’t think so.

Greetings

 

Obama is bi-racial!

 My son Anthony is bi-racial.  His father is white and his mother is Chinese.

Barack Obama is bi-racial.  His father is black and his mother was white.

Apparently, it is taboo to say Barack is bi-racial.  I heard about this from a recent Tucker Carlson interview of Sage Steele.

So, I’ll say it again; Obama is bi-racial.

A thought about Chuck Norris

 People think that Chuck Norris can only be known through fairy-tale stories of old men in the mountains or obscure poetry about gods riding dragons. Others declare that elaborate ritual, frightening talismans, and mumblings from the depths of spirit possession are necessary for understanding. This is simply not true. Chuck Norris is there for us to experience any time that we can open ourselves to him.

NGD

 

Monday is Moneyday

 Have a monumentally magnificent Moneyday full of dollars and yuan and bolivars and schmeckels and gold florins and silver dimes and gold certificates.

Easter Sunday

 

Christ’s Descent into Hell

 

Ratzinger on Loneliness

 The fear of loneliness. the anxiety of a being that can only live with a fellow being." Death is a "door through which we can only walk alone" - it is "absolute loneliness" - and Hell "the loneliness into which love can no longer reach."

We adore thee

 We adore Thee O Christ and we praise Thee;Because by Thy Holy Cross Thou hast redeemed the world.

Maundy Thursday Reading

 

Christ on the Cross by Velazquez

 This painting is my iPhone wallpaper.

No need to be looking for myself

 Just read some CS Lewis at the Catholic Thing website.

I don’t need go looking for myself.

I needn’t worry what impression I make on other people.

Just say the truth and you will be original without trying to be original.

Happy Monday of Holy Week

 

AI on hate speech

 I asked AI if ‘I hate bacon’ is hate speech. I got this answer:

As an AI language model, I can provide some guidance on this topic. "Hate speech" refers to any form of communication, whether spoken or written, that offends, threatens, or insults individuals or groups based on attributes such as race, religion, ethnic origin, sexual orientation, disability, or gender. 

The AI then said that “I hate bacon’ is not necessarily hate speech unless it offends, threatens or insults someone.

So I have a definition of hate speech.  Can I still say it is a nebulous concept?  I say I still can.  The definition conforms to my other definition of ‘hate speech’ that says it is something that wokesters and progressives and leftists don’t like.  There are all sorts of things that offend, threaten or insult wokester sensibilities — the truth especially.

Good Night from China!

 

Musk & Lemon

 Elon Musk says he bought Twitter because he wanted more free speech.

Don Lemon insisted that he also wanted Free Speech.

Lemon tells Musk that Hate Speech has increased on the Twitter/X platform since Musk bought it.  Lemon then told Musk to moderate this ‘Hate Speech.’

Hate Speech is a silly, nebulous concept.  Is saying ‘I hate pizza!’ Hate Speech?  I would think so, but it probably wouldn’t be to people who take the concept of Hate Speech seriously.  Hate Speech is probably anything that progressives, shitlibs and Don Lemon don’t like.  So Don Lemon et al don’t really like free speech if they think is hate speech..,

Hey Hate Haters!

 For those who think hate speech is a concept worth taking seriously, I have a created a moniker for you:  Hate Haters.

So.  Hate Haters.  Tell me if the following can be classified as hate speech;

I hate bacon.  I hate tofu.  I hate hate.  I hate haters.  I hate hate haters.  I don’t like bigots.  I hate bigots.  I hate insomnia.  I hate what cancer can do to people.  I hate white people.  I hate laziness.  I hate war.  I hate the devil.  I hate evil.

To my way of thinking, the above sentences are all hate speech because they express a hatred of something.  And if that is the case, then hate speech isn’t such a bad thing.  The expressions of hatred above were, for the most part, expressions of good, decent sentiments.  What can be bad about saying you hate cancer?

Hate Haters are making ‘hate’ seem to be solely a bad thing, when in fact it is just an expression of one’s amount of like or dislike of something,

What if all the shoe makers decided to be free?

Yes. What if all the shoemakers decided they wanted to be free and not make shoes?

What if all the young women decided they didn’t want to make babies because they wanted to be free?

Canadian Tire Hockey Puck

 

Separation not Pain

 

Stay home! No need for FOMO

 

Happy Saint Patrick’s Day

 

Some in the crowd said

 

Who decided what is disinformation or misinformation ?

 If you ever go to the modern airport and deal with its soul-crushing stupidity, it’s obvious that the bureaucracy shouldn’t decide.

Some in the crowd said;

 Others in the crowd said.

Does a mob have this occur?

Love this Image!

 This guy wouldn’t have been  a covidian!

This guy would say F T!

This guy would be dissident !

This guy would love NGD!

Crown of Thorns

 

Happy Pi Day!

 

HST on abandoning breakfast.

 “ After more than ten years of trying to deal with politics and politicians in a professional manner, I have finally come to the harsh understanding that there is no way at all-not even for a doctor of chemotherapy with total access to the whole spectrum of legal and illegal drugs, the physical constitution of a mule shark and a brain as rare and sharp and original as the Sloat dia-mond-to function as a political journalist without abandoning the whole concept of a decent breakfast.”

Hunter S. Thompson

I couldn’t abandon breakfast either but for different reasons and I wouldn’t have an HST breakfast.

Bad Translation

 The translation of this message from a high school WeChat was a bit startling.  It turned out that Jiang Chen Xi had diarrhea,

Happy March Day

 It’s March the first which means it’s March Day!

March day is a good day for marching!

How am I now?

 I’m 80 percent of what I was before, which was really 40 percent of what I wanted to be.

F T

 

F T

 

Maxime Bernier liked one of my tweets!

 Cool!

He was the only Canadian politician, I know of, to have opposed the Covid silliness.

Rudy Havenstein liked my reply!

 

Will NYC be held accountable?

 That recent 355 million dollar decision against Trump was Soviet justice.

New Yorkers should be treated like lepers by civilized people everywhere.

New York sports teams should have blood and faeces flung at them.

My Father Arnis Kaulins

 My favorite photo of my father.

He was great shakes in the world but what of it?  He was a better father to me than I have been to my Tony.

He gave me so much like Sunday drives throughout my younger years.

The Anti Kaulins Andis-Blog

 The Anti Blog Andis Kaulins

The Kaulins Blog Anti Andis

The Bandis Aulins Kanti Blog

The Bandis Baulins Kanti Log

The Blandis Aulins Anti Kog

The Kandis Blaulins Anti Aog

The Antig Blos Andins Kauli 

Which one is the funniest sounding?

My Father

 

Free Julian Assange!

 

I had that poster on my wall when I was younger

 

Which more accurately describes your situation?

 

This was my dream

 This was my idea of a good vacation 

This was my idea of a cloister.

Pray the Rosary

 

Dorf Gif

 

Nicholas Gomez Davila Gif

 

Happy February Day!

 It’s February First!

Highly Decorated

 

See you in clown world tomorrow!

 Another good way to end a day of tweeting.

Tucker Carlson interviewing Godzilla

 

Sleeping Dollars. Gif

 

E. Jean Carroll

 Surely, the verdict in her case should be reversed,

See you in Stupid World tomorrow!

 A nice way to end one’s day of tweeting.

A.I. Gonzo Journalism?

 Let’s hope that no such thing is possible.  The whole idea, from what I gather, is that gonzo journalism involves total immersion of the reporter in the story.  I don’t fathom how A.I. can do that, unless robots can become journalists and can enjoy ingesting lots of drugs and alcohol.

Canadian Government acted illegally.

 I posted the above on a WeChat group for Canadians,

This was was some of the reaction:

Ars Center in Jiangyin

 Ha ha ha.

Lenin Dies

 There is an argument to be made that he was the worst person of the 20th century.  He established the model for authoritarian treachery that was subsequently followed by Stalin, Hitler, Joe Biden and Justin Trudeau.

Thoughts? Email me at andiskaulins@protonmail.com

Wisdom from Mother Angelica

 

Good Lord! Is that Chuck Norris in a flying saucer?

 

Chuck Norris is wearing my polo shirt, jeans and sneakers

 

Gonzalo Lira R.I.P.

 

Rain/Reign/Money

 Does money rain on you or does money reign over you?

NGD on Success

 —Tener razón es una razón de más para no lograr ningún éxito.

—To be right is just one more reason not to achieve any success.

Andis Kaulins Dollar

 

Chuck Norris Dollar