He-Man Meme

 

Pentecost

 I felt something this morning as I did my Hallow App prayer session.  

He Man Summit 3

 

I declare May 18th to be Aphorism Day in honor of Nicolás Gómez Davila‘s Birthday

 Here is my favorite aphorism of his:

—Mis convicciones son las mismas que las de la anciana que reza en el rincón de una iglesia. 

—My convictions are the same as those of an old woman praying in the corner of a church.

Mayor Pete! You Suck!

 You’re the worst transportation secretary ever!

So true!

Greetings from the Jiangyin Apartment

 

The Use of ‘Misinformation’ in Sports Commentary

 I still follow the NHL playoffs even though I’m in China.  Sometime during the day, I open the NHL app and check out the scores of the latest matches.  And sometimes I watch the game recap videos.

Two things to comment on, I have.  First, they have a woman providing color commentary.  No thank you.  Second, I heard the use of the word ‘misinformation.’  It was used during a replay description of a goal scoring sequence.  Instead of saying the player deked out or used deception, the commentator said the player gave misinformation to the defending player causing the defender to hesitate with a goal being the result.

Snow Beer

Snow beer was called Taihu Shui Beer until 2008.
 

Do you put gold florins in your potato & bacon soup?

 It is sheer genius if you do.  You’ll earn kudos at the All People’s Congress and a Meeting of the Chamber of Commerce.

Yi Wan 一万

 10,000 anti views.

Thank you.

Rex Murphy R.I.P.

 

Pineapple Beer

 

May 8 View from My Jiangyin, China apartment

 

May 7, 2024 View from Jiangyin, China

 

The ‘c’ in e = mc 2

 The ‘c’ in e = mc 2 stands for Chuck.  Chuck Norris is the constant factor that explains the devastating power of nuclear bombs.

May 6, 2024 View from Jiangyin, China

 

May 5, 2024 View from a Jiangyin, China apartment

 

56 Floors

 

A Universal Cosmological Summit of He Men

 The implications of this summit will be discussed for centuries.

Family Name is Kaulins

 Family name is Kaulins.  Pronounced Collins; spelt Kaulins.

I’ve it spelt Collens.

Anyway, to hell for people who spell it with a ‘c’ unless I like you.

The great Dave Collum’s name should be spelt Kaulum!

Then do this

 Head toward the sports field incognito.  A man wearing a yellow sombrero will approach you.  Ignore him.  Instead look for a man wearing yellow shoes and a green cap.  He will give you five gold florins.  Afterwards do the secret dance and try to contact me.  I’ll pick you up.

Follow these instructions

 When you arrive, pretend you’re a chicken for two minutes.  Exactly 120 seconds, no more, no less.  Then, try to contact me and I’ll come pick you up.

To Hell with Star Wars Day

 That’s all I have to say about it.  In previous years, I would have observed it, but it got ruined by a combination of greed and wokeness.

What would you like to say back to God?

 I’m a sinner.  Have patience.

Here’s a Wish

 I wish I could give you 10,000 ¥ so you could have a bountiful and delicious breakfast.

Long Sign

 

Happy May the 3rd!

 

May 2 is International Shirkers Day