The Andis Kaulins Anti-Blog
This blog is a collection of thoughts and observations of Andis Kaulins. Being an anti-blog, it will not allow the posting of comments. Anyone who agrees with what Andis thinks, disagrees with what Andis thinks, or wants to start a correspondence with Andis, is welcome to email Andis at andiskaulins@qq.com
Wednesday, May 8, 2024
Tuesday, May 7, 2024
Monday, May 6, 2024
The ‘c’ in e = mc 2
The ‘c’ in e = mc 2 stands for Chuck. Chuck Norris is the constant factor that explains the devastating power of nuclear bombs.
Sunday, May 5, 2024
Saturday, May 4, 2024
Family Name is Kaulins
Family name is Kaulins. Pronounced Collins; spelt Kaulins.
I’ve it spelt Collens.
Anyway, to hell for people who spell it with a ‘c’ unless I like you.
The great Dave Collum’s name should be spelt Kaulum!
Then do this
Head toward the sports field incognito. A man wearing a yellow sombrero will approach you. Ignore him. Instead look for a man wearing yellow shoes and a green cap. He will give you five gold florins. Afterwards do the secret dance and try to contact me. I’ll pick you up.
Follow these instructions
When you arrive, pretend you’re a chicken for two minutes. Exactly 120 seconds, no more, no less. Then, try to contact me and I’ll come pick you up.
Friday, May 3, 2024
To Hell with Star Wars Day
That’s all I have to say about it. In previous years, I would have observed it, but it got ruined by a combination of greed and wokeness.
Here’s a Wish
I wish I could give you 10,000 ¥ so you could have a bountiful and delicious breakfast.
Thursday, May 2, 2024
Wednesday, May 1, 2024
Tuesday, April 30, 2024
Saturday, April 27, 2024
Friday, April 26, 2024
Channeling Finnegans Wake
Do you speak ingelles?
I am in the present but I am not one for giving gifts.
Presently, I don’t present presents.
Would I improve my presence if I gave presents?
What questions should I ask myself before starting a quest?
A quest for questions that must be questioned because questioning is important.
Does it make a difference if I begin to question or start questioning? I’m questioning the need to question. But is it okay to question questioning?
I’m channeling Finnegans Wake, but admittedly, I’m merely bring Winnegans Fake. I apologize to Winnegan.
Tuesday, April 23, 2024
Saturday, April 20, 2024
My Current Reading
Universalis App Daily Reading including the Catholic and Conversion by GK Chesterton.
The Catholic Thing App
A Chesterton Calendar
The Oxford Book of English Verse 1250-1900
Finnegans Wake by James Joyce
( i guess you could say I have the reading habits of a deplurabel)
The Way by St. Josemaría Escrivá
Œuvres traduites Scholies pars Nicolás Gómez Dávila
Nicolás Gómez Dávila aphorisms
Praying with Mother Angelica
Poems every child should know
Prayers in Practice by Romano Guardini
Childhood’s End by Arthur C, Clarke
Earth Abides by George Rippey Stewart
Soviet - American Relations 1917 - 1920 Russia Leaves the World by George F. Kennan
Scholia to an Implicit Text by Nicolás Gómez-Dávila